Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip. In a dramatic move, he claims he can no longer continue having Boris Johnson as his brother.
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip
“I’m Not Boris” says his election opponent
Plucky Ian Napton to challenge Boris in his Uxbridge constituency, running on a ‘I’m Not Boris!’ ticket
Scientists have discovered a new mineral called Brexshite
Scientists have discoverd a new mineral, related to Bullshite, Gobshite and Dogshite, Brexshite has its own uniques set of properties.
Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the new term begins
Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the little gits return to school. Both groups seek solace in wine but for very different reasons
British diplomats in Brussels are howling into the void
Boris Johnson has sent his officials to howl into the void in the latest round of Brexit negotiations.
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign. Boffins were paid literally pounds to make anti-brexit as sexy as Brexit
Satan orders in extra kindling in readiness for Boris’s arrival
Extra kindling has been ordered for the fires of hell in preparation for the arrival of Boris Johnson. Handcart seen in Downing Street.
UK to be renamed ‘The Great Democratic People’s Republic of Britain’
With food and medical shortages looming, The Army on the streets, MP’s locked out of Parliament and the return of Blue Passports, Project Britain has been declared a great success.
British Culture is alive and well
Whatever happens in the aftemath of Brexit it will be vital to showw the World that British Culture is alive and well. My Friend Billy….
Education minister cuts school chair budget ‘Why do we need 1 chair per child?’ asks idiot
Education minister cuts school chair budget ‘Why do we need 1 chair per child?’ Let’s not throw good money after people who will never vote Tory says idiot
Police Service to provide more officers for criminals to attack
Government reverse police cuts to spread out the number of attack each officer faces. Plan is to cut the number to 3 or 4 attacks per copper
Government declares tomorrow’s leaked Brexit report out of date
Government declares their own unpublished report as out of date. Exciting new theories of space/time possible.
The Chatty Chimp 