Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever. Don’t put off until tomorrow, something you can just as easily put off until next week.
Just Do It…..tomorrow….or whenever
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.
Islington snowflake’s ‘Awareness Campaign’ goes a bit Pete Tong
Islington snowflake’s ‘Awareness Campaign’ goes a bit Pete Tong
Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes
Frustrated housewife buried under an avalanche of empty toilet roll tubes.
Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage
Theresa say’s ‘F**k You’ to the DUP by legalising gay marriage bringing it in line with other fundamentalist states, like Alabama
President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!
President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!
Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders
Part-Time Coin Tosser out performs Deutsche Bank traders by betting on DB shares falling.
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers. Even more successful than when Baldrick was elected MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold
America asks The Queen to have her back
Appalled at America becoming a global laughing stock The Yanks have asked The Queen to have them back
Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury
Drug dealers report high sales at Glastonbury as middle class white kids get their rocks off in the sunshine
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test based on a Painter’s Colour Chart
Theresa, leaving us with a song “I did it May Way”
Theresa, leaving us with a song “I did it May Way”
The Chatty Chimp 