SAS to test lethal Milkshakes under battle conditions.
All the news from Monkey Island
SAS to test lethal Milkshakes under battle conditions.
Senior Tories forced to thank Jeremy Corbyn after he does them a solid
Milkshake suffers PTSD after being covered in fascist. He struggles to deal with the humiliation.
Critics claim it’s ‘PC gone mad’ after Jeremy Kyle show cancelled, just because a guest committed suicide after being shamelessly exploited on the show
Pushy Parents angered after Headmaster cancels school award system. Teacher wants to teach children, shock.
The Brexit Party – Making Britain Grate Again
Prince Archie is part of the Royal Family’s long term plan to reclaim the colonies. ‘That’s how you Game of Thrones’ says Queenie.
Shock and amazement as a woman admits she may have been wrong. Rare event, unlikely to happen again.
Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k
Rumpus at Runnymede as lycra louts lash out
Favourite for the Turner Prize, a piece of used and discarded cardboard
Facial recognition system fails to identify MPs, Lawyers & Estate Agents second face