Sick children? Meet the teach? family party? oh bugger, it! Dad’s gone missing again
Scientists prove that when mummy needs some help around the house, daddy’s bound to have buggered off again
Generation Teen win praise for their valuable contribution to our community, not
Teenagers win praise for their valuable contribution to our community, not
Britannia Updates her Facebook Relationship status to ‘It’s Complicated’
Britannia Updates her Facebook Relationship status to ‘It’s Complicated’
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre/workplace) in (state/town/city)
Following another mass shooting in the US, here is the standard NRA Press Release.
On Valentine’s, the most romantic night of the year, men still don’t know how to get the love of a good woman
On Valentine’s, the most romantic night of the year, men still don’t know how to get the love of a good woman
Nasa’s Mars Opportunity Rover does a Marvin, choosing suicide as Brexit drags on
Nasa’s Mars Opportunity Rover does a Marvin and commits suicide as Brexit drags on
Sorry about Brexit, says Charles Darwin
Charles Darwin comes back from the dead to apologise for Brexit
Middle England have tutted loudly after their request for special driving rights was dismissed
Middle England have tutted loudly after their request for special driving rights was dismissed
Science confirms men can’t listen to women talking
Science confirms men can’t listen to women talking
Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter
Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter
A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics
A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics
Speeding Audi driver uses the two minutes saved on his drive home to discover a cure for cancer
Speeding Audi driver uses the two minutes saved on his drive home to discover a cure for cancer
The Chatty Chimp 