“There’s no such thing as a free lunch, I make them pay me to eat it!” says The Blonde Balloon
‘Greed got me where I am today’ said Fat Boy Johnson
Priti Patel’s office accidentally organisers her deportation
The Home Office was thrown into panic today after a mistake by an intern led to Priti Patel authorising her own deportation. It appears that Ms Patel’s personal details were given to […]
Uh-oh Seven is hot on the trail of the supervillain, Government Mole
Christmas Nut-Nuts ends up buried in the Rose Garden under a pile of bullshit, while Blond restores the ammonia content of his compost heap.
Bullying claims denied after Priti Patel makes Boris Johnson shit himself
The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.
Sack of rats are disgusted by the tawdry spectacle in Downing Street
Fancy comparing us to Johnson, Cummings and Symonds, it’s outrageous, we’d never behave like that!
Labour Party in bitter infighting shock
Once again, the Labour Party engages in its endless struggle against their eternal enemy, the Labour Party.
Dominic Cummings bromance ends, his going is a bolt from the blue
Boris said some harsh things, that really upset Dom, who is a sensitive soul.
Boris Johnson brings in Don Corleone as consigliere
Don Corleone believes that the Government are bringing organised crime into disrepute.
Nest of Vipers offended at being compared to Boris Johnson’s back office
Vipers are offended at the very idea of being compared to the slithery, sleazy, creepy bastards that fill Johnson’s back office.
The Government are to furlough the lack of opposition parties
No, it’s not a threat to democracy, it is not like they are doing anything anyway.
Thatcher stops spinning in her grave as Boris becomes most hated PM
Margaret Thatcher has stopped spinning in her grave now that Johnson has taken her title.
Tory Whips punish MP for ‘moral epiphany’
The trouble with whipping the little darlings is that the stiffer the punishment the more they like it.
The Chatty Chimp 