Christmas Nut-Nuts ends up buried in the Rose Garden under a pile of bullshit, while Blond restores the ammonia content of his compost heap.
Uh-oh Seven is hot on the trail of the supervillain, Government Mole
Bullying claims denied after Priti Patel makes Boris Johnson shit himself
The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.
Sack of rats are disgusted by the tawdry spectacle in Downing Street
Fancy comparing us to Johnson, Cummings and Symonds, it’s outrageous, we’d never behave like that!
Labour Party in bitter infighting shock
Once again, the Labour Party engages in its endless struggle against their eternal enemy, the Labour Party.
Dominic Cummings bromance ends, his going is a bolt from the blue
Boris said some harsh things, that really upset Dom, who is a sensitive soul.
Boris Johnson brings in Don Corleone as consigliere
Don Corleone believes that the Government are bringing organised crime into disrepute.
Nest of Vipers offended at being compared to Boris Johnson’s back office
Vipers are offended at the very idea of being compared to the slithery, sleazy, creepy bastards that fill Johnson’s back office.
The Government are to furlough the lack of opposition parties
No, it’s not a threat to democracy, it is not like they are doing anything anyway.
Thatcher stops spinning in her grave as Boris becomes most hated PM
Margaret Thatcher has stopped spinning in her grave now that Johnson has taken her title.
Tory Whips punish MP for ‘moral epiphany’
The trouble with whipping the little darlings is that the stiffer the punishment the more they like it.
Baggy Johnson searches for his Churchill moment
As Boris sits in the Downing Street War Room, pushing wooden blocks about with a broom, dreams of glory in his mind, the nation faces its darkest hour!
House of Commons stage Ice Dance Spectacular
Princess Flo is a kind soul who is gentle, charitable and caring: This angers Quill, who casts an evil spell over her that turns her heart to ice.
The Chatty Chimp 