Government launches the COVID Regulations Game Show
COVID Regulations game show where the winners can win an online delivery slot at their supermarket of choice.
Scientists think the whole country is tripping the light fantastic
Other countries look at Britain and think, 'What are those guys on? Can we get some?'
Big rock misses the Earth by 300 million miles
Everyday millions of tons of space rock, debris and old Tesla's fly past the Earth. It's nothing to be worried…
God, the Big G, the Lad Himself, has decided to self-isolate
The Big G has self-isolated, his Doctor insists it is merely a precaution. The faithful would pray for him but…
Corona Virus outbreak means we can all stop hugging each other
Millions of Brits are secretly relieved that the outbreak of the Corona Virus means they...
Gloop launches new Vampire Repellent spray
Have you seen a vampire? No, well that's proof that it works!
Met Office to reboot Stonehenge in IT upgrade
The Stonehenge will give real-time data. If it's wet, there's rain about, shady it'll be sunny and if a top…
Sixty-Year Old Former Doctor Who Paul McGann Reveals He’s Actually A Time Traveller
Dr Who reveals that he's an actual time traveller, which is why he never ages. Jeff Lynne is not amused,…