Astronomy is really boring, I thought there would be aliens and lasers and stuff but it is all just rocks.
COVID Regulations game show where the winners can win an online delivery slot at their supermarket of choice.
Other countries look at Britain and think, ‘What are those guys on? Can we get some?’
Everyday millions of tons of space rock, debris and old Tesla’s fly past the Earth. It’s nothing to be worried about.
The Big G has self-isolated, his Doctor insists it is merely a precaution. The faithful would pray for him but ….
Millions of Brits are secretly relieved that the outbreak of the Corona Virus means they can stop hugging people they barely know. For the last twenty years the British people have been […]
Have you seen a vampire? No, well that’s proof that it works!
The Stonehenge will give real-time data. If it’s wet, there’s rain about, shady it’ll be sunny and if a top stone is on the ground there’ll be a bit of a blow
Dr Who reveals that he’s an actual time traveller, which is why he never ages. Jeff Lynne is not amused, as the Dr’s has left him stuck in Birmingham.
Scientists are investigating how often you can call a politician an arse before he realises he is one? and how long before he does something about it?
Driver commits the environmental sin of ‘tanking’, where running with a full tank burns more fuel than using just enough petrol to get to your destination.