Other countries look at Britain and think, ‘What are those guys on? Can we get some?’
Scientists think the whole country is tripping the light fantastic
Dracula sues Trump for discrimination as ‘Stop The Count’ protests grow
Count Dracula caught up in ‘Stop the Count’ protests.
Terrifying Trump trashes cot in temper tantrum
Trump’s temper tantrum settled after the future ex Mrs Trump added Calpol to his Tommee Tippee Mug
Whitehouse down the pan as Trump proves to be unflushable
Alternative plans include luring him out by offering Bigly Mac’s and a Press Conference
The Battle between God and Lucifer goes down to the wire
As God and Lucifer fight it out , the only people getting anything worthwhile out of the fight are the Legions of the Damned, aka Lawyers
Livers urge owners to stop drinking and get a lockdown hobby
Livers in open revolt, as lockdown drinking hits the roof! “Get a hboby and stop the abuse” they cry!
Thatcher stops spinning in her grave as Boris becomes most hated PM
Margaret Thatcher has stopped spinning in her grave now that Johnson has taken her title.
Boris plans to build a Nightingale Hotel on the banks of the Styx
Plans are afoot to build a huge Nightingale hotel on the banks of the River Styx, to cope with queues for post BREXIT afterlife transcendence. On January 1st 2021, freedom of transcendence […]
“Let’s help those that are helping themselves,” says Think Tank
There is a risk that the highest tax burden will fall on those working hardest to avoid paying any!
Sound engineer lost in TV garden makeover maze for three years
He has been living on grubs and berries and collecting water in an old wellie boot!
Tory Whips punish MP for ‘moral epiphany’
The trouble with whipping the little darlings is that the stiffer the punishment the more they like it.
IT Support to turn Britain off and on again
Since its installation in 2012, the update has failed to perform. Various high profile patches Ref V16, Grayling V2-18 and Hancockup19 failed to fix the problem.
The Chatty Chimp 