Failing to ‘pour himself a pint’ from the brewery’s 8,000 barrels, causing a fire and drowning several staff members
Attempts to organise a piss-up in a brewery on hold
Piers Morgan injures himself by falling off his High Horse
His High Horse is huge, measuring 21 egos and generating a tin of shite
Union Jack painted upside-down on BJ’s new plane
How do I know which way the flag’s supposed to go? I’m from Rochdale!
The Silent Majority, Choir Invisibule and Absent Friends join Trump Rally
One delegate from The Silent Majority said, “……………..”
Wednesday’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition
Bavard Bar caption competition
Mail readers explode on discovering ‘being tolerant’ means putting up with ‘them’
“I’m very tolerant, me” says one reader “But why can’t they be more like us, it ain’t natural”
Chatty Chimp is the 83rd Best Satire Site on the Internet
It’s a lesson that you don’t need hard work, dedication and talent to succeed!
Man Turns Into Chlorinated Superhero
I can clean anything, I’m Super Chlorinated Chicken Man
Eton, Oxford and The Royal Family outlawed as White Supremacist Groups
Elite organisations that hold the power, the money and all the influence. What could be wrong with that?
Lockdown divorce after husband wins the love of his wife’s cat
Well, if he wants him, he can have him, I’m off to get a puppy!
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Putin’s fool proof plan to fool fools, guarantees you power for evermore
Political transfer market is open for business
No other country has come in with a bid for Boris, even America would rather stick with Donald