Phillip Schofield comes out and admits “In 27 years, I’ve contributed nothing of any significant cultural value.”
Phillip Schofield has come out live on national television
The Scooby-Doo Gang clear the Creepy Old Amusement Park Owner
Scooby and The Gang cleared the Creepy Old Guy, even though he had done the thing!
Following his SOTU Address, Trump learns his ABC
Trump learns his ABC.
Radio 4 to install walk-in fridge for politicians to hide in
“When the questions get a bit tricky they can go an hide in the fridge, apparently they find this reassuring.”
Scientists baffled why 1st Monday in Feb is National Sickie Day
Why is the first Monday after payday and dry January the sickest day of the year? Scientists are baffled.
Brexitvirus outbreak hits the UK
Brexitvirus hits UK, current outbreak is expected to last 25 years. A whole generation have lost their voice.
Heavy falls of Snowflake across the country
The UK was hit by heavy falls of Snowflake on Brexit Day. Met Office warns of potential flooding from rivers of salty tears as the Snowflakes melt.
Send your unwanted Brexit coins to The Chatty Chimp
The Chatty Chimp will dispose of any unwanted Brexit Day 50 pence pieces on your behalf. We promise to spend it on beer,cheese and peanuts!
Having read a book on anatomy Old Guy retires from satire to be a Doctor
Having read a book on Anatomy, Old Guy retires from satire to take up Medicine. If Jared can do it, so can I says OG.
Scotsman admits Burns Night is just a chance to fleece cash from the English
Scotsman admits Burns Night is just a chance to fleece cash from the English. How can ye believe play music to mince?
Phew! Do I think you Ahh? Can you guess the celeb by smell only?
Phew! Do I think you ahh? Can you guess the celeb by smell only?
Man paying in race discrimination cheque arrested for ‘banking while black’
Police were called after a black man tried to deposit his cheque from a racial discrimination case. Yes, really!
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