Undergoing treatment for his chronic inability to tell the truth, Boris Johnson’s therapist’s notes have been leaked to the media.
Leaked memo reveals the truth behind some of Boris Johnson’s lies
Veteran Supreme Court Judge Rules Boris Johnson Is “A Bit Of A Pr*ck”
A Supreme Court Judge has ruled that Boris Johnson is, based on the evidence, a bit of a pri*k. There were no dissenting opinions.
Boris Johnson offers Geoffrey Cox use of his personal apology template
Calamitous clown Boris Johnson has offered the AG, Geoffrey Cox, use of his personal apology template. ‘Everything you need is there’ said Boris.
“I’d have gotten away with it were it not for those pesky kids!” cries Boris
Masterplan foiled. “I’d have gotten away with it were it not for thise pesky kids!” cries Bozo The Clown. Sweet old Lady saved by Scooby and The Gang!
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson Claims He’s Not A Liar
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson claims he is not a liar. He is the doer of deeds, maker of worlds and not a narcissistic fantasist, really!
The Incredible Hulk loses his testicles on a visit to Luxembourg
Meanwhile, somewhere in Luxembourg The Incredible Hulk has lost his balls. The giant orbs have suddenly disappeared, no longer swinging in their sacks.
‘Awf with his head’ cries The Queen
Having lied to The Queen she has called for her executioner to sharpen his axe and get the bucket ready for Boris. Public seem to be in favour of it!
Boris Johnson’s apology template used again
Once again Boris Johnson has been subject to censure. His advisers have hurriedly rushed out an apology, unfortunately not all comments were deleted.
Rationing introduced to limit Brexit references to a maximum of 3 per week
Brexit References are limited to three per week. They can be funny, insulting or insightful. Most people will only use the first two, then we can move on.
Plans underway to find a suitable ditch for Boris Johnson
Dig a ditch for Boris. Concerns raised that he won’t honour his promise to be found ‘dead in a ditch’ if Brexit is delayed.
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip. In a dramatic move, he claims he can no longer continue having Boris Johnson as his brother.
“I’m Not Boris” says his election opponent
Plucky Ian Napton to challenge Boris in his Uxbridge constituency, running on a ‘I’m Not Boris!’ ticket
The Chatty Chimp 