Plans are afoot to build a huge Nightingale hotel on the banks of the River Styx, to cope with queues for post BREXIT afterlife transcendence. On January 1st 2021, freedom of transcendence […]
Since its installation in 2012, the update has failed to perform. Various high profile patches Ref V16, Grayling V2-18 and Hancockup19 failed to fix the problem.
Of course Australia doesn’t have a FTA with the EU, there are some individual deals in place but then it is 6,000 miles away, so who cares?
As Boris sits in the Downing Street War Room, pushing wooden blocks about with a broom, dreams of glory in his mind, the nation faces its darkest hour!
As Britain proceeds to turn itself into a Domocracy, it will cease to be the UK and become Royally FUKD.
The Mountie’s always get their man, so we are going to use that expertise to track down the contacts and bring them in.
Spitfire production will restart in Swindon, when the Honda factory closes down. Britannia will rule again.
Unless we abide by social distancing rules, we will all be back on the bloody doorstep, clapping
The Tea Lady was unavailable, having just bought a 4 bed house in the Cotswolds, a new car and a French holiday home.
The plot is ruddy hilarious, you’d think it could never happen in real life, but it has
The one thing Russia doesn’t need to bother spying on is Britain. No! they bought that years ago.
Apart from Amritsar, the Mau Mau, the Irish Famine, the Slave Trade, Concentration Camps, Partition and Famine in India WHAT HAVE THE BRITISH EVER DONE FOR US?
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