The impact on social media micro-advertising is expected to be dramatic.
Anti Bullshit vaccine is 98.5% effective
Uh-oh Seven is hot on the trail of the supervillain, Government Mole
Christmas Nut-Nuts ends up buried in the Rose Garden under a pile of bullshit, while Blond restores the ammonia content of his compost heap.
Melania lets Donald get off the naughty step
Melania has taken a very firm line, having left him on the naughty step until he bucked his ideas up.
Makers of Giuliani’s hair dye deny any responsibility for streaking
‘It wasn’t us’, claim the makers of Rudi Giuliani’s hair dye.
Sack of rats are disgusted by the tawdry spectacle in Downing Street
Fancy comparing us to Johnson, Cummings and Symonds, it’s outrageous, we’d never behave like that!
Boris Johnson apology template used again, this time it’s for Scotland
I’m very, very sorry that I got caught out. But on the plus side, look at the headlines! Brilliant!
Labour Party in bitter infighting shock
Once again, the Labour Party engages in its endless struggle against their eternal enemy, the Labour Party.
Dominic Cummings bromance ends, his going is a bolt from the blue
Boris said some harsh things, that really upset Dom, who is a sensitive soul.
Boris Johnson brings in Don Corleone as consigliere
Don Corleone believes that the Government are bringing organised crime into disrepute.
Donald Trump to sue Satan for breach of contract over election fiasco
“I want him to run the Pit of Despair, he is a natural.” says Satan
Nest of Vipers offended at being compared to Boris Johnson’s back office
Vipers are offended at the very idea of being compared to the slithery, sleazy, creepy bastards that fill Johnson’s back office.
The Government are to furlough the lack of opposition parties
No, it’s not a threat to democracy, it is not like they are doing anything anyway.
The Chatty Chimp 