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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

The Silent Majority, Choir Invisibule and Absent Friends join Trump Rally

By on Jun 24, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

One delegate from The Silent Majority said, “……………..”

Wednesday’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition

By binty on Jun 16, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

Bavard Bar caption competition

Mail readers explode on discovering ‘being tolerant’ means putting up with ‘them’

By on Jun 16, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

“I’m very tolerant, me” says one reader “But why can’t they be more like us, it ain’t natural”

Chatty Chimp is the 83rd Best Satire Site on the Internet

By Chatty Chimp on Jun 14, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

It’s a lesson that you don’t need hard work, dedication and talent to succeed!

Man Turns Into Chlorinated Superhero

By bootslacey on Jun 12, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

I can clean anything, I’m Super Chlorinated Chicken Man

Eton, Oxford and The Royal Family outlawed as White Supremacist Groups

By on Jun 11, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

Elite organisations that hold the power, the money and all the influence. What could be wrong with that?

Lockdown divorce after husband wins the love of his wife’s cat

By on Jun 6, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )
Feeding the beast

Well, if he wants him, he can have him, I’m off to get a puppy!

JOIN OUR “PRESIDENT FOR LIFE” TEAM!

By on Jun 5, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )
Putin conducting Trumps annual appraisal

Putin’s fool proof plan to fool fools, guarantees you power for evermore

Political transfer market is open for business

By colin on Jun 4, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )
Boris shuffling into a room

No other country has come in with a bid for Boris, even America would rather stick with Donald

Tonight’s Bavard Bar Caption Competition

By Chatty Chimp on Jun 3, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )

Bavard Bar caption competition

Where’s Wally sponsor Boris’s world-beating Track and Trace Programme

By on Jun 1, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )
Where is Wally?

The 3 book training programme; Wally goes to Barnard Castle, Wally goes to Specsavers and Wally’s in the Rose Garden.

BBC replace Newsnight host because she is too intelligent

By bootslacey on May 28, 2020 • ( Leave a comment )
BBC

We can’t have a woman blowing apart the Government’s bullshit, through thoughtful and responsible journalism!

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