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Having read a book on anatomy Old Guy retires from satire to be a Doctor
Having read a book on Anatomy, Old Guy retires from satire to take up Medicine. If Jared can do it, so can I says OG.
Scotsman admits Burns Night is just a chance to fleece cash from the English
Scotsman admits Burns Night is just a chance to fleece cash from the English. How can ye believe play music to mince?
Phew! Do I think you Ahh? Can you guess the celeb by smell only?
Phew! Do I think you ahh? Can you guess the celeb by smell only?
Man paying in race discrimination cheque arrested for ‘banking while black’
Police were called after a black man tried to deposit his cheque from a racial discrimination case. Yes, really!
Doctors plan to solve Britain’s sperm shortage by raising the dead
Doctors plan to solve Britain’s sperm bank shortage by raising the dead. In a boost for fertility clinics, sperm will be collected from the dead and dying.
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Uproar as SUV driver gives way to an ‘inferior’ vehicle
Disaster for one SUV driver after he gave way to an inferior vehicle!
Prince Harry granted asylum in Canada as he flees his angry Gran
Fleeing persecution from his angry Gran, Prince Harry has been granted political asylum in Canada.
Hunchback of Notre Dame to make Big Ben bong on Brexit Day
Hunchback of Notre Dame to make Big Ben bong. Mark Francois ‘If you wanted an ugly, repulsive, hunch-back to ring the bell, surely it should have been me?’
Terrorists think attacking Prince Andy will harm their reputation
Terrorists think attacking Prince Andy will harm their reputation so security services have removed his personal protection squad.
Middle-aged man goes to ‘find himself’ and discovers he’s some kind of ‘c**t’
A middle-aged man set off on a journey to find himself, he discovered he was some kind of c**t and he is quite happy with that!
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