Ming The Merciless heralds in a government for the wealthy by the wealthy.
All Hail Ming The Merciless, Emperor
Government opens up HS3, a chuffing service from Caernarfon to Rhyl
The Welsh Musket Train flying from Caernarfon to Rhyl in a day and a half.
BJ’s word ban spells joy for makers of correction fluid
Shares in Tittex have risen sharply as Boris bans the use of certain words as he tries to spin his web of lies. Correction fluid now in short supply
Boris admits soldiers will die in Iraq but it’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make
America, peacefully pacifying the middle-east through the use of very friendly bombs.
Johnson upset Trump didn’t tell him to buy oil
Johnson laments the opportunity to make a few bucks following the assassination of Soleimani
Downing Street Gridlocked Following Boris Johnson’s Call To Interview “Weirdos” For Government
A call has gone out to recruit weirdos to run the country as the existing weirdos are not doing a good enough job
Boris confirms all manifesto promises are affordable as Chris Grayling isn’t in the Cabinet
Boris confirms all manifesto promises are affordable as Chris Grayling is not in the cabinet, this means unicorns for everyone!
Xmas tensions rise as husband decorates the house Boris Blue
Family feud erupts after husband turns the house Boris Blue for Xmas. “I’ll burn his Daily Mail collection!” Threatens Mrs Napton
What happens when you steal the work of @BarristerSecret?
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved Barrister.We put a phrase on a Tee Shirt in protest and someone wears to the polling booth!
Breaking News – Nicola Sturgeon’s Acceptance Speech
I have a dream, a dream that Hadrian’s Wall is rebuilt, that Scotland is a proud independent nation under the control of Brussels.
Breaking News – Jo Swinson’s Acceptance Speech
Jo Swinson hails the Lib Dems as future kingmakers and apologises for getting into bed with Boris Johnson, because a Lib Dem can’t resist a posho!
Breaking News – The Boris Johnson acceptance speech
Boris promises to do the best he can with what he has got. Dominic says it will be alright in the end.
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