“We’re loonies not nutters” said Barmy Lord Brockman, Official Monster Raving Loony Candidate
Donald Trump to stand for The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Terrifying Trump trashes cot in temper tantrum
Trump’s temper tantrum settled after the future ex Mrs Trump added Calpol to his Tommee Tippee Mug
Whitehouse down the pan as Trump proves to be unflushable
Alternative plans include luring him out by offering Bigly Mac’s and a Press Conference
The Battle between God and Lucifer goes down to the wire
As God and Lucifer fight it out , the only people getting anything worthwhile out of the fight are the Legions of the Damned, aka Lawyers
Thatcher stops spinning in her grave as Boris becomes most hated PM
Margaret Thatcher has stopped spinning in her grave now that Johnson has taken her title.
Tory Whips punish MP for ‘moral epiphany’
The trouble with whipping the little darlings is that the stiffer the punishment the more they like it.
Baggy Johnson searches for his Churchill moment
As Boris sits in the Downing Street War Room, pushing wooden blocks about with a broom, dreams of glory in his mind, the nation faces its darkest hour!
Scottish Government’s job search App says “Yer Da Sells Avon!”
Selling Avon is opening so many doors! Have you seen our new concealer? I use it myself.
The Federal United King Dom
As Britain proceeds to turn itself into a Domocracy, it will cease to be the UK and become Royally FUKD.
Big rock misses the Earth by 300 million miles
Everyday millions of tons of space rock, debris and old Tesla’s fly past the Earth. It’s nothing to be worried about.
BBC to cancel their remaining funny programmes
As BBC Comedy moves to the political right, Mock The Week will be re-branded as Mock The Weak.
House of Commons stage Ice Dance Spectacular
Princess Flo is a kind soul who is gentle, charitable and caring: This angers Quill, who casts an evil spell over her that turns her heart to ice.
The Chatty Chimp 