Campaign to have Donald declared St Trump after he miraculously cures Boris of Corona Virus.
Following Boris Johnson’s miraculous recovery, the Pope is to sanctify Donald Trump
Chatty urges you to Clap for the Clapped Out Clappers
It started as a good idea but now its got out of hand, people were even out clapping for politicians that a month ago they would have burned at the stake.
Deaf signer accused of misinterpreting what Boris said
Signer brings the country together when he accidentally calls Boris a wanker
Mark Francois to stand in for Boris Johnson
A good soldier is always ready, I’ve got my potato-peeler
After 2 days in lockdown, a couple married for 30 years are to divorce
How does her brain keep going, filled with all that rubbish, it just flows out of her, 24/7
Theresa May hospitalised after pissing herself with laughter at Boris’s troubles!
Theresa has become severely dehydrated as she is constantly pissing herself with laughter. If Boris doesn’t stop it could kill her.
At least the Corona Virus will reduce pension payments, says Boris
Not only will this free hospital beds, allow us to cut social services, solve the TV license problem we will save a fortune in pension payments
In the face of a national crisis, Boris rekindles the Blitz Spirit
Please gather together in tube stations and sing rounds of ‘My Old Man’s a Dustman’
Satan announces delight at impending fatherhood
Satan announces impending fatherhood, “Being able to pass on the family business will leave more time to work on my golf handicap” he says.
Johnson to defeat storms by fitting the UK with double glazing
“It’s another BoJo special, millions spent and nothing ever built.” says Heath Robinson, Builder.
Britain is to be turned into a waterpark!
Boris Island Waterpark will offer slides, lazy rivers and an array of watersports.
The Police launch hunt for 20,000 missing Bobbies
“You’d think 20,000 men in pointy hats would be easy to find, but no, not a sign of them” says Chief Constable
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